The 3am-phone-call ad I'd like to see.

This 3am phone call business is out of hand. How about:

... It's 3pm in an auditorium on a college campus.
... A prospective presidential candidate is on stage during a Q&A session.
... Near the back of the auditorium, a student, under a pile of campus security guards and local police says, "Don't taze me, bro."
... The student is tazed and arrested.
... Which candidate is most prepared to throw their weight around from the stage to diffuse or reverse the situation?

I was interested in John Kerry until this incident. That he stood there and did nothing, and, furthermore, acted as if the whole scene wasn't happening and encouraged everyone to ignore it, showed he didn't "get it". For all of America to see. You lost me, John.

This whole 3am phone call business is similarly silly to me.