Thursday, April 27, 2006

Ask not what your Slayer can do for you

Ask what you can do for your Slayer. June 6.

And one from the, Honey Sticks are not for the Uncoordinated file: I just watched a guy bail an entire 12 oz mocha all over himself because of a honey stick. I don't know. I think they should be banned. The issue is, when squeezing the honey stick to get its contents into your coffee, soda, nose, whatever, you need exceptional control over the squeezing dimension as well as the downward force you're using. For successful honey deployment, you must reduce downward force gradually so that you are at or near zero when you run out of honey stick, lest you slam your hand into the coffee cup, soda, or, in the case of your nose, punch your own face (just as Herzog wants you to), just creating embarrassment for yourself. Perhaps I'm just sore.

Currently listening to John Frusciante, "Shadows Collide with People"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.

3:17 PM  

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